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An Ode to the Framers of the Frame Bill

by George Gordon, Lord Byron

OH well done Lord E---- n! and better done R----r!

Britannia must prosper with councils like yours;

Hawkesbury, Harrowby, help you to guide her,

Whose remedy only must _kill_ ere it cures:

Those villains; the Weavers, are all grown refractory,

Asking some succour for Charity's sake--

So hang them in clusters round each Manufactory,

That will at once put an end to _mistake_.

The rascals, perhaps, may betake them to robbing,

The dogs to be sure have got nothing to eat--

So if we can hang them for breaking a bobbin,

'T will save all the Government's money and meat:

Men are more easily made than machinery--

Stockings fetch better prices than lives--

Gibbets on Sherwood will heighten the scenery,

Shewing how Commerce, how Liberty thrives!

Justice is now in pursuit of the wretches,

Grenadiers, Volunteers, Bow-street Police,

Twenty-two Regiments, a score of Jack Ketches,

Three of the Quorum and two of the Peace;

Some Lords, to be sure, would have summoned the Judges,

To take their opinion, but that they ne'er shall,

For LIVERPOOL such a concession begrudges,

So now they're condemned by _no Judges_ at all.

Some folks for certain have thought it was shocking,

When Famine appeals and when Poverty groans,

That Life should be valued at less than a stocking,

And breaking of frames lead to breaking of bones.

If it should prove so, I trust, by this token,

(And who will refuse to partake in the hope?)

That the frames of the fools may be first to be _broken_,

Who, when asked for a _remedy_, sent down a _rope_.

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